3 Word Phrases
I was inspired recently by a maintenance man by the name of John French where I work. He was reading a sign I had created a few months back addressing the hypocrites that would complain about my work habits behind my back, but always tell me that I haven’t given them any issues when asked face to face. Among the rantings on this sign was a 3 word phase that made John repeat it out loud and laugh at the image it brought to mind. I was inspired (and very bored) by watching him to create a list of 3 word phrases that used no obscenity, vulgarity, or any other offensive words, but would bring a disturbing image to mind. My list is short (for now) and some may be less disturbing, but I’ll eventually add to it.
Disturbing 3 word phrases
(started 12/12/10)
- icy hot enema
- dentists with Parkinson’s
- nudist nursing home
- habaneroes and hemorrhoids
- unlubricated colonoscopy procedure
- box cutter vasectomy
- exploding sewage tanker
- sewage flavored water
- regurgitated meat patty (needs improvement)
- rhinos with diarrhea
(added 8/15/12)
- heavily sunburned genitalia
- splintery wooden dildo
- mosquitoes with bullhorns
- rotten meat smoothies
- starving horsefly swarm
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